And Then You Wonder Why I'm Single...


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The Ugly Truth is playing in the background. I got it on netflix and so far it's pretty funny! But I've always liked romantic comedies and this one meets all the cute-boys-quirky-girls-dirty-jokes requirements.

On that note, I figure I should tell you that lately I've been asked out on dates a few times. I've never actually made out for one reason or the other but I guess it's nice to know I'm attractive to the opposite sex! Or the same sex... it is Miami after all. I'm always flattered when anyone compliments me - man, woman, or a very intricate mixture of the two. Hello diversity! I wouldn't have any other way!

I met one guy at a whisky tasting that was... what I like to call... yummy. So, he walked away with my business card and decided to email me the next day:

"What u doin?"

Hhhhmmm... I thought okay, let me tell him I'm exhausted after a VERY long week and enjoying a lazy day at home. So he says:

"Let's chill."

I told him to call me tomorrow so we could plan a rendezvous. The next day I got another email:

"Hey..."
Really... "Hey"???? So by now I'm wondering why he doesn't just call me or even text. I don't reply. One hour later I get another email:

"Soooooo..."

Would anyone like to explain why this character never, ever picked up the phone? On Saturday I got a text from him saying:

"Is this better than email?"

You know what's better than email???? A PHONE CALL. I guess I'm just an old-fashion gal and although I was quite impressed with his intricate written rhetoric, I realized rather quickly this wasn't my witty, intelligent, funny, amazing ex-boyfriend-to-be. Note to self: pretty gets boring way quicker than anticipated.

But wait, I actually have super duper amazing news!!!! My dad hit it off with my friend's mom and I am happy to report they are now deeply and crazy in love. IN LOVE!!! No really, my father - my responsible, serious father - got home at 8 AM from his date last week: 8 AM!!!! When was the last time I got home after 3?!?!?!? I'm ecstatic, thrilled, ebullient!!! He said to me that if he had to wait 55 years to meet the woman of his dreams, then it was all well worth it. I don't think I'm ever going to forget that:)


Ladies and germs, meet Martha. I got me a mami :))) She's lovely... really she is! My best set-up EVER. *self-hug*

Good things are happening. Too bad is 1 AM and there's reading to catch up on before class bright and early tomorrow. I'll have to update you some more next time. Prof. Marcus' Victorian Poetry lecture is no fun when I have no idea what anyone is talking about.

Nighty night. Be back soon. XOXO

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