Conversation with dude at a bar in Miami:
Dude: You're really pretty
Me: Thanks! That's very sweet of you.
Dude: I'm hammered.
Me: Then I'm not neeeeearly as pretty as you think I am.
*Gets uncomfortably close to me and stares into my eyes*
Dude: No no, you are.
Me: Well, thank you.
*He reaches for car keys*
Me: You probably shouldn't drive home.
Dude: I live right there. I'm a medical student at UM.
Me: That's great! I'm a grad student myself.
Dude: How old are you?
Me: Thirty-two
Dude: Wow! You're TWO years older than me! I'm 28.
>>>>>>AWESOME<<<<<<
This character MIGHT be saving my life one day.
Sadly, I've learned that having letters after your name, i.e. RN, MD, JD, PA, PhD., etc., doesn't mean jack. There are so many morons out there that have degrees, but have the intelligence and common sense of a rock. You don't even need math to be a doc-go figure!
Ha! This kid was drunk as a skunk trying desperately to hold it together and have a convo with me. It was a good try... and he was pretty handsome. Major FAIL.
Ouch. I'm glad I'm not the only one who has IQ problems when he drinks too much. Kudos to him for a valiant effort, though.