Comments on Language Is Wine Upon The Lips: Irrefutable Proof That I've Got NO GAME

Oh kids... this was as painful and stupid as you r...

2010-08-01T14:19:41.567-04:00

Oh kids... this was as painful and stupid as you read it.

Karina... TOTALLY. I can't even believe I forgot that! Although I'm sure I would've thrown out my back or something on the way up.

Did you ever see Legally Blonde? You could have re...

2010-07-31T22:33:24.599-04:00

Did you ever see Legally Blonde? You could have really used the "bend and snap" maneuver here. LOL

On a side note, although I feel your pain and don't ever want you to go through an experience like this again, I must admit it gives me an odd sense of pleasure to know that even the tall and beautiful have crappy days. hahahaha (I swear I'm laughing WITH you...)

Hmmm, since women don't fall apart around me, I'll...

2010-01-15T22:38:14.018-05:00

Hmmm, since women don't fall apart around me, I'll assume they're sending me a message. HAHAHAHAHA

Still smiling about this. Just thought you should ...

2010-01-13T13:12:08.931-05:00

Still smiling about this. Just thought you should know. And I had to blogroll you Cindy! I didn't feel after reading you, I have much of a choice. :)

Barry... I will be sure to flash him whatever pant...

2010-01-12T17:14:18.259-05:00

Barry... I will be sure to flash him whatever panties possible next time. Maybe that'll do it... *sigh* Oh wait - I'll probably fall on my butt and kill two birds with one stone.

Birdy! Thanks for stopping by:) I have those moments constantly. I invented that!

Soggy... I'm pretty sure he told his beautiful girlfriend about me that night. And laughed and laughed and...

Hi HipHopHippie:))) Glad you like my page. I apparently have SERIOUS issues that must be addressed fairly soon. Actually, I have an update about this for you guys. hehehe

Thanks so much Betty! Barry is amazing and I'm so thankful he featured me on his page. Glad you stopped by and I need to go and visit you soon. I hate getting caught up in senseless errands. Thanks for the kudos!!!!

Shane - the only thing I moved where his lips when he laughed at me all the way home. It was hilarious. I was just telling the story to my dad and he had tears running down his eyes. He thinks it's classic Cindy. And also thinks I need a better game. Now, when your DAD says that... you're in trouble.

Hi Melanie! Yeah... he drove away... top down and all. I salivated and waved good bye knowing full well he probably thought Mr. Magoo had a better chance of getting home safer than I did.

Omg I would probably have acted the same way!! Whe...

2010-01-12T11:41:06.446-05:00

Omg I would probably have acted the same way!! When I'm near a hot guy i have NO idea why I just shut down. I stutter which I never do, I fall, & become verbally dsylexic.

He drove a Ferrari?? Pick that Warehouse so you can totally see Scott again!!!!!

I don't think you have too much to worry about. He...

2010-01-11T07:35:58.648-05:00

I don't think you have too much to worry about. He was probably doing his happy dance on the inside. If you couldn't move him then he is not worth the time or effort.

Do a little test and go back to see him again, nex...

2010-01-10T06:53:59.447-05:00

Do a little test and go back to see him again, next time you might be totally cool and in control, worth a try, no? :)

Loved your post on Barry's blog and so glad I stumbled across your blog, I'll be back for more :)

HAA! I think your line is really funny! I would've...

2010-01-09T12:27:10.216-05:00

HAA! I think your line is really funny! I would've laughed and not at you, but with you!

I totally know what you mean though. Whenever I'm around someone who's HAWT I say the stupidest shit. And I have in repeat in my head, "STOP TALKING!" but I just can't!

Love your sit!! xoxo

That is so adorable, you! And if he is as handsome...

2010-01-09T12:08:02.196-05:00

That is so adorable, you! And if he is as handsome as you make him seem then probably he is used to girls going bananas and salivating over him. So, no biggie. right? swoooon

Bahaha that was hilarious. I love when your mind g...

2010-01-09T11:18:51.751-05:00

Bahaha that was hilarious. I love when your mind goes blank and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is the very last thing you hoped you would say.

Life.

wait a minute... BLUNT cards? I should have came u...

2010-01-08T22:31:06.990-05:00

wait a minute... BLUNT cards? I should have came up with that?!?!

hey, thanks for stopping by, i luuuurve your blog as well. i think we're gonna get alone JUST FINE. we both hate women, so hey, thats a start

I can totally relate hunny. I've been known to ge...

2010-01-08T18:03:45.437-05:00

I can totally relate hunny. I've been known to get rather tongue-tied and probably a little stupid ... not to mention I talk WAY too much ...
Don't worry girl ... your Prince Charming will appear one day ... or maybe you'll just have to go out and get him ... I did LOL

Maybe you would have had more luck if you had flas...

2010-01-08T17:58:44.729-05:00

Maybe you would have had more luck if you had flashed him your big-girl panties.

I'm just sayin'...

Hi Dani! I'll never see him again (if he has his w...

2010-01-08T15:20:46.680-05:00

Hi Dani! I'll never see him again (if he has his way...) !

Frugalista... In my post Fantasies, et al. I described a situation similar to this. That was funny because it was all in my head. This was me in all my glory and I was PRETTY mortified! But you're right... it's movie worthy.

Barry... You're welcomed to snicker all you want... it's funny! And you know why it's so funny?!?!?! Because it wasn't even my fantasy!!! Aaaaarrrrggghhhh... One day, I'll be slick and cool and all the boys will bow to my greatness.

*sigh* I should be studied.

See, now if you had just met him in Target like yo...

2010-01-08T14:28:20.035-05:00

See, now if you had just met him in Target like you imagined, this would have gone totally different. I'm sorry I snickered when I read this but you're just too adorable Cindy.

F'real.

xo

I could totally see what you described as the open...

2010-01-08T11:55:16.858-05:00

I could totally see what you described as the opening scene to a romantic comedy where the slightly clumsy and awkward yet successful and beautiful girl gets the hot guy with the ferrari at the end and they live happily ever after. It is SO happening!!

You'll get 'em next time? Don't be so hard on you...

2010-01-08T05:48:46.638-05:00

You'll get 'em next time? Don't be so hard on yourself. :)